A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the
bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement.
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Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."
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"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
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"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" " Did you steal it?"
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"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to
the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I
go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off
it comes!"
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"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?" >>
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"...
