Little Red Riding Hood was going through the forest to her Grandmother's house when she came across a squirrel. The squirrel said,
"Watch out, the Big Bad Wolf is looking for you, and when he finds you, he's going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood ignored the squirrel's warning and continued down the road to her Grandmother's house. Soon she encountered a sparrow, who said,
"Little Red Riding Hood, look out, the Wolf is after you, and when he finds you, he's going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood ignored the sparrow and continued to Grandma's house. As she got to the front gate, the wolf jumped out from behind a bush and said
"Little Red Riding Hood, I'm going to flip up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and screw your brains out!"
Little Red Riding Hood reached into her basket, pulled out her pistol and put it to the Wolf's nose.
"No, you're going to eat me like the storybook says.