A young woman burst into the office supervisor's office and raged, "I want to file a sexual harassment complaint against Jones in bookkeeping.
Without looking up the supervisor said, What did he do ?"
She raged on, "He told me my hair smelled nice !"
Again not looking up he said, "That sounds like a compliment, what sexually harassing about that ?"
She screamed, "You know damn good and well, he's a midget !!"