Subject: Mating Season
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> Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.All
> of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
> cave."Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened
> closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!" He then
> tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
> about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, it
> is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
> 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back,
> it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."
> Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
> cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,
> there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He
> also tore off his clothes and ran into the
> opening.
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
> spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
> huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
> It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
> big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and
> hollered with all his might
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "W OOOOOOOOO,
> WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
> With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
> tearing off his clothes as he ran.
> The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
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> (Get ready, this will kill ya),
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> NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
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