Now where in GOD's name do I meet this woman?
I met 3 women who were single in college, in my program and who were remotely attractive.
2 of them had the same last name as me. So... that kinda made me take a few showers after bugging out for 20 minutes upon finding out.
I guess its hard to meet women with astronomical standards,
an unaproachable regality (being an elitist PRICK) and not having the willingness nor social skills to make friends even.
I may have my degree.
I may have my god given talents, and a job designed to help others,
but christ-
me and people, it just doesn't work.
That's not true. I can't go a month without someone admitting they're attracted to me, and when I worked I was probably in an 80% acceptance group. I'm quiet and helpful even if I get overwhelmed or downtrodden.
People do tend to like me if they ever bother to crack my walls. But I don't exactly make that easy for them.
*shrugs* I'm that dog you picked up from the shelter who used to get beat by his owners. I'm gonna be spooked.