1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
We "dine and dash"
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias.
What is it?
Snoop dog
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently.
Rhode Island (Drive it and you will see what i am talking about)
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
Double penetration
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Han Solo
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Fire Truck
7. Top two celebrities you wanna do?
Pam Anderson, Monica Bellucci
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Uhhhh, if she is sober
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Joe Dirt
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
After winning and argument with a girlfriend, I shouted out "YES, I won" it was all downhill from there.
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Vagina
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
I was once a competitive writer (Power of the Pen)
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
IRELAND
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Give the world a coke
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
A whale
16. A drug you'll never try?
Crack
17. If you were an animal, what would it be?
A Tiger
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
My Teacher Miss Wright, she was soooo wrong.
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I had a threesome with my dog. Ask me about it, it was funny.
20. First celebrity crush?
Olivia Newton John
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
SK .45
23. Favorite breakfast bread style?
French toast
24. Favorite parody movie?
Men in tights
25. Worst way to die?
AIDS
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Watching a football player on the other team get a compound fracture in his femur.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
I had second and third degree burns on my shoulders from a sunburn
28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
Football, all day
29. Sport you hate the most?
Tennis
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
Los Angeles
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Women, and there complex nature
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
actor: Will Ferrell, Actress: Jenna Jamison
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
Any phrase that has "friends with benefits" in it
34. What makes an awesome party?
Lots of naked girls, and Rob.
35. What's your material obsession?
Bernie Kosar Autographed football helmet
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
Your scary looking
37. Favorite kind of dog?
A "Winston"
38. Favorite carnival food?
Carnies
39. Morning or night person?
Night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Peeing
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
A whole box of action figures
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
"Vienna" Late night buffet.
43. It's Saturday at 3am. Where are you?
Naked, in a bush
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Mike
45. Worst job you've ever had?
Landscaping for Mexican like wages
46. What is something your friends make fun of you for?
My "Camel Boy" incident
47. Favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
Uhhhhh, books?
48. Book you could burn repeatedly?
Sounder
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
Dumped a bucket of ice water on a sleeping homeless person
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
Spider man
