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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than ALOT OF GUYS..you're a HOE) (Also this one, i'll change if people want me to, people have different life styles) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. NEW*5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when there attracted to them 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys get jealous easily. 12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. 14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. 15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. 16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. 17. Guys are very open about themselves. 18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. 19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. 20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. 23. Guys will brag about anything. 24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. 25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. 26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. 27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. 28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. 29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. 30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. 31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. 32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. 33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. 34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. 35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. 36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." 37. Guys don't really have final decisions. 38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. 39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. 40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. 41. Guys like femininity not feebleness. 42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. 43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. 44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. 45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. 46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. 47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. 48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. 49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. 50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. 51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us. 52. We don't like girls who are too skinny. 53. We love it when girls talk about there ass. 54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not .... 55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours... 56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually. 57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.. 58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... 59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. 60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

God is busy!! If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!!!!

Do you ever wonder how you can meet someone so far away, but feel as if they are right beside you. Or get the feeling you've known them your whole life, almost as if you were ment to meet this person. A stange spark drew you together and it only grew into something bigger. I don't know what exactly drew me to him maybe it was just the way he is. Speaks his mind and just tells it how it is. Funny and smarter than any male i've met.. EVER. The way he just knows me so well is unlike anything. he got into my mind and has gotten very cumfy from the looks of it. Seeing how he knows my every thought. Whats funny though is how we both felt this way for a while but never said anything to each other always kept it secret lol. Which in the end it worked out but I do wonder what would be I guess everyone does that at times. No point in looking back on it now, what im interested in is the future. What will it bring for us and where will we be a year from now I guess time will only tell. But I say this now I will always be by your side I will always be there when you need me. I am here for you like you are me. Yes I know you have fears we all do but Im here to assure you baby that im yours. I don't know if you actually know just how lucky I consider myself for having you or if you know just how you make me feel. Like whenever I see you how my heart beats faster. Or how I get nervous just hearing your voice. Or how I tremble when I think about losing you. Theres been a lot of things in my life im not happy about but one thing for sure I thank the ones who left me to lead me to you. I say that because without anything bad in your life how do you appreciate the good. So I will take the mistakes from the past and learn from them appreciate everything that I have now and never look back again. Always in my heart, always on my mind <3 .

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Listen up, ladies! Men love it when you: 1. Have the ability to tease, be playful and take a joke 2. Know that men are not, in fact, from Mars, and women are not from Venus 3. Wear our T-shirts and boxers 4. Call us out of the blue (if we're dating; not if we're practically strangers) 5. Kiss creatively 6. Have a social conscience and enjoy a good debate 7. Have an easy-going attitude about watching or participating in athletic events occasionally 8. Are comfortable leading the whole way in bed 9. Ask for advice about non-stereotypically male stuff (yes, guys usually know what CD player to buy, but we like to be taken seriously about other things too) 10. Are charming and thoughtful to his mother 11. Can hold up your hair using only a pencil 12. Are sexy and smart at the same time -- for example, you do the Sunday crossword wearing a pair of flirty pajamas 13. Have the ability to remind us what gifts you like, without implying an obligation 14. Have a spirit of independence, but one that doesn't make the man in your life feel unnecessary 15. Know the difference between flirting and just ''being friendly'' 16. Eat a big meal and fearlessly order dessert 17. Take naps next to us 18. Send us flowers (believe it or not, men like getting flowers, too!) 19. Know what you want 20. Know what you want to do