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Ballz's blog: "Life"

created on 07/24/2007  |  http://fubar.com/life/b106813

Metrosexual

Ok so I took my first step to becoming metrosexual today....It was a baby step as well but a step none the less.... So this is my first mini metrosexual moment...For the first time ever, I used body wash in the shower instead of my usual manly soap and scrub....Dont get all in a tizzy yet, I didnt use one of those scrunchy thingies...Some things no mater what are just not quite manly enough, those included....Anyhow, It was a rather different experience for me..At first I thought maybe I used to much because no matter how long I tried to wash it away, the damn slick feeling wouldnt leave me....So after about 15 minutes of trying to wash it off I finally gave up....And for some of you who really know me, know that I am a 5 minuter when it comes to a shower....Needless to say I felt alil water logged...Ok back to the wash.....I can not lie, I smell like a champ today....All of my buddies at work told me so...Yeah I was the get ripped on boy today...I do however feel totally to blame for this....I knew I should have waited for a non work day for this experiment...I smell like one of those damn pain in the ass fragrance girls that work at the mall....It is funny though, I think people are looking at me...I sure hope I am not that guy that walks by you and you can still smell him 10 minutes after he leaves....That is annoying....Ok another problem is that this shit makes your body slick as all hell...I had to take my belt to were it hasnt gone in a while....If I dont keep them tight they will slide right off...I am guessing this would be good at 3am after a night out but it has no advantage here at work...Anyway I just thought I would share this rather interesting experience with you all...I cant lie, I still smell good as hell....
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