#1.)
*Oh Boy*
An old maid was complaining to the
police about an obscene phone call.
"And for an hour and a half, that
terrible man was saying the filthiest
things he wanted to do to me... "
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R LOL #2.)
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear
out of the drawer.
What the hell?" he said to himself as a lit tle
"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Rose," he hollered into the bathroom, "why
did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's
Miracle Grow."
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R LOL #3.)
Three old women were sitting side
by side in their retirement home,
reminiscing.
The first one recalled shopping at
the grocers, and demonstrated
with her hands the length and
thickness of a cucumber she
could buy for 25 cents.
The second woman nodded,
then demonstrated the size
of two big onions she could
buy for a 20 cents a piece.
The third woman chimed in
with: "I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember
the guy you're talking about"
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"At The Hospital"
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital
just before she was about to have a heart transplant.
The woman, concerned about her friend's welfare,
went up to the surgeon who was going to perform
the operation and said, "Doctor, I'm worried about
my friend. What if her body rejects the organ?"
The doctor replied, "Well, she's 34 years old and is
in extremely good health apart from her heart. How
long has she been in the business?"
The patient's friend replied, "She's been working
since she was 18 years old, but what's that got to
do with anything?"
"Well," said the doctor, "if she's been working for
16 years and hasn't rejected an organ, I don't think
she's about to start now!"
