NEWS FLASH! would like to thank DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD for her continuing help. As a token of our gratitude we have decided to make her an official NEWS FLASH! reporter.
NEWS FLASH! REPORTER: DJ MIZZUNDERSTOOD
(we are currently working on a custom tag)
-NEWS FLASH 12:01 PM: Today is the opening day of lobster hunting season. Remember that until october the first it is bows and muzzle loaders only. People caught hunting with rifels will receive 200 lashes or death (which ever comes first).
-NEWS FLASH 5:43 PM: It appears that the
censors have been let out of their
cages. It seems as though you cant say one
thing with out your
work being
violated by the
censors. NEWS FLASH! feels that this is
.
NEWS FLASH 9:15 PM: The lobster infestation has been cured by cross breeding the lobsters with lemmings and as we all know, once a year, lemmings make mad stampedes off cliff faces. Don't ask me why, they just do.
