Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
>>"Where in the hell have you been?"
>>
>> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
>>
>> "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you
>>get?"
>>
>> "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said
>>proudly.
>>
>> "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her
>>head in disdain.
>>
>>
>> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
>>bill tattooed on his privates?"
>>
>> "Well... I like to watch my money grow. Once in a while,
>>I like to play with my money.
>> I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly,
>> Instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
>>at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want
