Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made
my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat
up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There
was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back,
now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible."
She sleepily replied "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that crap ??????"
