I pick it up, and look it over, a bit rusty. I balance it on my hand, the blade is heavier. I swing it to see how well it cuts, very jagged. I look it up and down, and it looks like something from a horror movie... My mouth spreads into an evil grin... THIS..... is perfect!!
This is MY hatchette, given to me by a refined Juggalo. It is not normal, it is rusty, out of balance, doesn't cut straight, and looks horrid... That is perfect for what I will be using it for. I now have my weapon, and my proclomation, I will never die, as Family never does. hehe..hehehaha....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
