i got up pretty early and then went back to bed after i made sure everything was ok. i got back up in the early afternoon and decided i was gonna make myself breakfast. i go in the kitchen and get the eggs out and make myself some scrambled eggs. i came back into the living room and i plaved the plate on top of my monitor. as i went to type something don't you know the plate came tumbling down all over me, the keyboard and then hit the floor. i spent all that damn time making myself food for it to go everywhere but in my damn mouth. at least my dogs cleaned it up off the floor.
