I work at a grocery store and its between two restaurants (a chinese restaurant and a mexican restaurant) Ok so our store has a cat in the back one day i told an associate in front of my store manager that i was gonna go to the chinese chef and ask how much it would cost for black cat and fried rice.. Next thing i know my store manager says, "If I find my kat missing 'Youre FIRED!!', so I asked the asscoiate after she left, "how do you put on your resume you were fired for eating your boses pussy??"
