A short list of things that piss me off
People who tailgate me on the highway when I'm in the middle lane and the lane on either side is empty
People who tailgate me in traffic as if riding my bumper is going to make the 16 cars in front of me go any faster
Christians who keep saying how sorry they am for me and how much pity they have for me for not having Jebus in my life
People who come to a complete stop at Yield signs every time regardless of traffic
People who stop short of a red light by about 100 yards, then slowly creep up to the light until it turns green
People who stop on green lights
People who get in the right turn lane to go straight, then try to cut me off when I go straight and honk at me for using my right of way
That damn "you got questions, we got answers" slogan at Radioshack, WHEN I used to work there, people would come in with the stupedist questions, like why do I still have to plug in the power cord on my laptop now that it has a Wireless card, or why did my flashlight stop working when I just put in new batteries last year.
Those home improvement shows which show how easy it is to do your own electrical or plumbing work with complete disregard for state and local building codes or license requirements
Other employees who get pissed at me for taking my job seriously
PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK CONSTANTLY BECAUSE THEY THINK IT LOOKS COOL, ESPECIALLY WEN DEY UZ S2PIT LUKIN TINGS LYQ DIS BCUZ DEY TINK ID LUKS KOOL
Religious people who think their religion automatically makes them better than everybody else regardless of the fact that they don't even take their own religion seriously
Italy
Black people who accuse every white person of judging them by the color of their skin but don't understand the hypocrisies of that
Black people who demand retribution money from me for the suffering of their enslaved ancestors regardless of that according to my genealogy, none of my ancestors were involved at the time of slavery some where actually slaves themselves. and NO they weren't black
People who feel the need to be politically correct about everything, like saying Native American when the person they're talking to even says they prefer to be called Indian
People who get in a minor fender bender on the highway, but rather than moving their cars into the breakdown lane, they block 2 full lanes and hold up traffic
People who sue the Railroad companies because the train hit their car when they drove around the lowered crossing gates
Adelphia Cable
Verizon Wireless
Market Basket Supermarkets
People who claim to be Atheists for no other reason than to piss off Christians
Decaffeinated Coffee
Flourecent Lights
Low Pressure Sodium lights (those orange streetlights)
People who turn the volume all the way down on stereos rather than just hitting th power button
The way my husband keeps asking me to fix his computer, but always closes the anti-spy ware program because it gets in his way when he's downloading some random game from some random website
Goth kids who claim to worship Satan but know absolutely nothing about Satanism
Working with people who just graduated college, and think they can do the job I've been doing for 8 years better than me, yet know absolutely nothing about it.
People who say that I'm stupid because I never went to college, despite my great house, my dream job, and my $26, 000 car, even though they're living with their parents at 27 and still drive the car they had in Highschool
Emo kids
Jiffy Lube for putting regular oil in my car even though I told them that I only use full synthetic
Hot air popcorn poppers where the chute is too small and the fan is too powerful so they blow the popcorn all over the place
People who trade in their compact car for a full size Ford Excursion or a Hummer, and seem to expect that it will drive exactly the same way
People with a shitty Honda accord, but still tripple park to show off the 40 bucks worth of cheap graphics they put on the car
My ex roommate
Kia cars
Low ceiling fans (I'm 6'0" in my heals)
People who use fog machines without checking for optical smoke detectors first
The asshole band manager of the band Great White who shot off roman candles under an 8' dropped ceiling, thus setting the club on fire, resulting in over 100 people dieing at the Station Nightclub in Warwick RI. Even though the stage pyrotechnics industry is one of the most heavily regulated ones there is, this asshole caused a lot of good people to lose work because people assume this guy was a professional and figure that this was a good display gone wrong
Those Styrofoam plates that melt whenever you put something hot on them
People who don't clean their gas grills
People who consider Marijuana to be just as dangerous as Heroin
The kid I knew who kept trying to get me to do Heroin right up till the day he died of an overdose
People who would rather their audio system sound like shit than not look identical to their iPod
The guy that keeps trying to talk me into getting an iPod, even though my Creative Nomad has twice the capacity of his iPod and cost half as much
Rich people who get pissed becuase they get treated like everybody else especially when they don't tip
This is only a very short list of my problems