NEW CELLPHONE
A young man wanted to get his beautiful
"blonde" wife something nice for their
first wedding anniversary. So he decides
to buy her a cellphone.
She is all excited, she loves her phone.
He shows her and explains to her all
the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping.
Her phone rings and it's her husband,
"Hi hun,"he says
"how do you like your new phone?"
She replies: "I just love it, it's so
small and your voice is clear as a
bell!"
"But there's one thing I
don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"
