a Newfoundland woman of a certain age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husbands poor sex drive. what about trying viagar, ask the doctor. oh, no, i couldnt do dat she said he wont even take aspirin. not a problem replied the doctor. drop it in his coffee. he won even taste it. give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went" it wasnt a week later that she called the doctor. who directly inquired as to their progress. the poor dear exclaimed oh jaysus mary and joseph, doctor, twas horrid, just terrible. really, what happened ask the doctor, de effect was almost immediate. he jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging something fierce.with one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and the tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then lard tunder and jaysus didnt he take me right then and there making wild mad passionate love to me on the tabletop. it was a nightmare i tell you. why so terrible asked the doctor. do you mean the sex was not good. no no no doctor the sex was fine. indeed twas the best sex i had in 25yrs. but oh me son i'll never be able to show me face in tim hortons ever again
