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Wow, I am honestly starting to believe that Druggie Limbaugh's habit is starting to erode his brain capacity. Now, for starters, I have mostly avoided trying to write anything about Michael Jackson. Yes, he's a legendary singer and artist, but in my opinion, this situation is not worth the first ten minutes of every cable news cycle.
That being said, check out Druggie from earlier as he stated that Jackson "flourished under Reagan, languished under Clinton and Bush, and died under Obama"......um.....ok. But hey, let's have fun with this, maybe I can even make the rumor circuit!!
1968, Jackson 5 and 10 year old Michael sign with Motown. Lyndon B Johnson is president, meaning then President Johnson's war in Vietnam motivated Motown to look for musicians that would make us forget about the war. (sorry, that's all I could come up with)
1970-the group's first 4 singles are number 1. Of course, then President Nixon most likely broke into where their music was being written, and already knew what was coming out before it was published. (any better)
1982-releases "Thriller". Reaganomics bears sole credit for this becoming a major hit!
1985-writes "We are the World" with Lionel Richie, inspired by Reagan's stance on the Soviet Union. It is rumored that Nancy knew of Jackson's success long before it happened, most likely from a Wigi board or some kind of spirit medium.
1994-Jackson marries Lisa Marie Presley. President Bill Clinton, an Elvis fan, introduces the two and they fall madly in love!
1995-Jackson releases "HIStory" album, which sells 2.4 million copies. Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson both be appearing to benefit from Reaganomics.
2001-"Invincible" album starts at number 1, but fades quickly, almost as fast as the anti terrorism task force in the White House under President Bush pre 9/11. Former president Clinton is believed to be responsible for the albums quick decline.
2003-2005-child molestation scandal. It is widely believed that then President Bill Clinton sent the children to Michael Jackson's estate to take attention off of him and Monica....even though Lewinsky-gate had long since passed.
2008-release of 25th Anniversary of Thriller edition. Michael Jackson's career slump blamed on Democrats being elected to House and Senate in 2006.
2009-Michael Jackson passes away, evidence suggests President Obama sent prescription drugs to Michael Jackson, probably to take the attention off of the creation of the Obama Youth and the hammer and sickle being introduced as the new symbol of America.
There ya go Druggie, run with it baby!
