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I just had a strange request to use my profile photo, well I think it was that one, for a poster. It is for a big commercial soft drink's thing, which is something I never touch. OK, I drink milk and water as well as fruit juice but my main tipple of choice is Vino Tinto and definitely not Vimto - not that it was the one. Anyway, I sent a confirmation and put much ha ha ha on because I thought it was funny. Now I hope it was an April Fool's joke because I should hate any of my sins to find me out. Let's face it we all have those. Maybe I can, like Henrietta after she had been to the Shady Glade Beauty Parlour, wear a half-mask. Ha ha ha. Well, Henrietta is a hippopotamus and a member of the gentle creed who should not have been in such a rum establishment in the first place. However, she fell asleep in the mud and had to repair the bad hide day. Oh my goodness, the mirror does not lie and this morning was definitely a good day to hide a bad hide. Travelling across Europe even in a plane is not very kind to me so I have only just taken the paper bag off and even that has not done much except put off the inevitable that not only do Zips not lie, neither do mirrors. Even the Horrorscopers have given me the thumbs down today. Ah well, another day about to bite the dust and along with it, another vino tinto - cheers and thanks for April the First.
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