ok theres a marine a navy seal and a sapper all trying to get into the secret service. they all had passed every test and are facing there final test to finaly get into the secret service.
the hiring guy calles the marine into his office and says. "congradulations you passed all the tests and now is time for your final test if you dont pass it you will not make it in" so the marine says "im up for annything im a marine im tough" so the guy says "here take this 9mm pistol into the next room and shoot your wife" so the marine shrugs and says ok. he comes back and says he couldnt do it, xo he didnt make it in.
so the next guy (the navy seal) walks into the office and the hiring dude sys here take the 9 mm into the next room and shoot your wife. and the navy seal says ok. he comes back and says "man i just couldnt do it i love her to mutch" so he didnt make it in
then the sapper walks into the office all dirty with a chew in his mouth spitn all over the place. and the hiring dude says hey sapper take this gun into the next room and shhot your wife. and the sapper syas "shit no problem" so he walks into the next room annd all the hiring dude hears from his office is. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG the sounds of strugling and crashing then silence. the sapper comes walking back into the hiring dudes office and the hiring dude says "so i take it you did it" and the sapper says "you son of a bitch that gun was nothing but blanks (if you dont know what a blank is it is a fake bullet with no round all it does is make the loud bang)so i had to strangle the bitch"
