H a Y z u L's blog: "Jokes"

Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. > >Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. > >Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. > >Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. > >Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. > >Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. > >EVER WONDER .... > >Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin > >Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ! > >Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? > >Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? > >Why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? > >Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? > >Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? > >Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > >Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > >Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > >Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes > >Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections > >You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! > >Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > >Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? > >If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?