Darling Owner (Parody of Prince's Darling Nikki for my fu-owner ***Jay***
I knew a girl named Julie
And I'd say she's a sexy bish
Bought me in an auction
Held by her sister Drew
Said she wanted to own me
Then she put in the winning bid.
She added me to her friends list
I could not believe my eyes
She had so many pictures
No way to rate em all
She said change ya name, ya fubar hua
Your ass is now owned by me
Julie
She posted a new default
Said she really owns my azz
Didn't bother telling her
I wanna molesticate her azz
She's got this sexy look
Like a teacher in the class.
Time's up in march
What am I gonna do?
My owners hawt
I think we should do more
Than just the fu.
