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Nash's blog: "SEX JOKES"

created on 10/07/2006  |  http://fubar.com/sex-jokes/b11262
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs....what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more? I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you seen one? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven? You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'm cute?
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