What Jeff Foxworthy has to say about, Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Pittsburgh.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you live in Pittsburgh
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in Pittsburgh
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,
you live in Pittsburgh
If"Vacation" means going anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line for the weekend,
you live in Pittsburgh
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Pittsburgh
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again
you live in Pittsburgh
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you live in Pittsburgh
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Pittsburgh
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you live in Pittsburgh
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you live in Pittsburgh
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Pittsburgh
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction,
you live in Pittsburgh
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you live in Pittsburgh
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",
you live in Pittsburgh
