This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink.
He's been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making
BIKER steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one
swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the biker. "I'll
buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab
left, I discovered I had forgotten my wallet in it. At home I found my
wife
in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar and was thinking about
putting an end to my life, and you show up and drink the damn poison.."
