A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman sitting alone at the bar.
He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"
She turns around, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Save the small talk buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, myplace, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, nakedor with clothes on, dirty, clean...It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."
Eyes wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
