Take Note:
It's 3AM.
I'm bored out of my mind.
And sarcastic doesn't even being to cover the mood I'm in.
Therefore, this survey is...well.. it's an interesting read. Enjoy kiddies.
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
Some homeless dude on the street.
What is your weapon of choice?
Whatever I can find, usually an elderly person.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only with a heavy object.
How about the same sex?
After a few drinks, anything is possible.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Probably that homeless dude I beat with the old dude.
What is your pet peeve?
People breathing my air.
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Depends on how horny I am really.
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
Not run over children.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
10pm or so
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Santa clause
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
"Ma'am, your son ran out in front of my car repeadely!"
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Only if I was in the process of masturbating to it.
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
None...I have nothing for this one.
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Monster Energy, or Hong Kong hooker urine
Are you a meat eater?
Yes, but I only eat vegitarians.
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Enough.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
This is a dumb question.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
So is this one.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
Spicy, fool.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
No, but I have thought "I could bluggin a child with that!"
Greed
How many credit cards do you own?
One, but I stole like 12 or so.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Show it to people and brag...then murder them and pay off the cops.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
This is just stupid.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
I work a boring job and make shit, thus I sell my body.
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
I let myself touched myself in front of a mirror.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
Letting myself touch myself in front of a mirror.
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
Become king of canada.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Sometimes, but then I remember that I kick ass.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
No, but I should.
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
No, but I did kill everyone that did better than me.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
My hair.
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
A lot.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
Even more...I enjoy running around Wal-mart naked. What?!
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
There is no conversation if I am staring. Oh yeah.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Either eyes, or the the wrinkly skin on the elbow.
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
Yes, but they happened to be comatose at the moment.
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Hell no, I proposition them.
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Their skull, so I can eat cereal out of it.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Vladimir Putin
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
Batman, or that skank muffin I always see in the mirror.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Well one time I caught myself with someone else. I was heart broken.
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
No, you can't improve on perfection, fool.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
None, except maybe not be so awesome. Sometimes I feel bad for other people.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often?
Wrath
Do you do the least often?
Envy, I just kick too much ass. Damn!
Is your favorite to act on?
Lust and wrath at the same time with a little bit of pride and gravy.
