Subject: Reason not to flirt.
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>>The wife got a terrible
>>headache and told her husband to go
>>to the party alone.
>>He, being a devoted husband,
>>protested, but she argued and
>>said she
>>was
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>>going to take some aspirin and
>>go to bed and there was no
>>need for
>>his
>>good time to be spoiled by not
>>going.
>>So he took his costume and away
>>he went. The wife, after
>>sleeping
>>soundly for about an hour, woke
>>without pain and as it was
>>still
>>early,
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>>decided go to the party.
>>As her husband didn't know what
>>her costume was, she thought
>>she
>>would
>>have some fun by watching her
>>husband to see how he acted
>>when she
>>was
>>not with
>>him.
>>So she joined the party and
>>soon spotted her husband in his
>>costume,
>>cavorting around on the dance
>>floor, dancing with every nice
>>"chick"
>>he
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>>could and copping a little feel
>>here and a little kiss
>>there.
>>His wife went up to him and
>>being a rather seductive babe
>>herself, he
>>left his new partner high and
>>dry and devoted his time to
>>her.
>>She let him go as far as he
>>wished, naturally, since he was
>>her
>>husband.
>>After
>>more drinks he finally he
>>whispered a little proposition in
>>her ear
>>and
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>>she agreed, so off they went to
>>one of the cars and had
>>passionate
>>intercourse in the back seat.
>>Just before unmasking at
>>midnight , she
>>slipped away and went home and
>>put the costume away and got
>>into bed,
>>wondering what kind of
>>explanation he would make up for his
>>outrageous
>>behavior. She was sitting up
>>reading when he came in, so she
>>asked
>>what
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>>kind of time he had. "Oh, the
>>same old thing. You know I
>>never have a
>>good time when you're not
>>there." Then she asked,"Did you
>>dance
>>much?"
>>He replied, I'll tell you, I
>>never even danced one dance.
>>When I got
>>there, I met Pete, Bill Brown
>>and some other guys,so we went
>>into the
>>spare room and played poker all
>>evening." You must have
>>looked really
>>silly wearing that costume
>>playing poker all night!" she
>>said with
>>unashamed sarcasm. To which the
>>husband replied, "Actually,
>>I gave my
>>costume to your brother,
>>apparently he had the time of his
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>>life.
