Well today I learnt how to go on a Red Neck Easter Egg hunt.
Essential Equipment:
1 High Powered Rifle
1 Quality Rifle Scope
Lots of ammunition (preferably same caliber as rifl)
Easter Eggs - Plastic - fillable, normally with candy for kids.
Tannerite - a binary explosive
Mthod:
Mix Tannerite CAREFULLY
Fill Easter Eggs
Find a Fluffy Toy, (Barney is ideal)
Stuff Egg up butt end of Barney
Save a couple of eggs and place in cleft in tree stump
Retire about 30+ yards
Load rifle, sight scope and pull trigger
Roll on floor laughing uncontrollaby as barney totally disintegrates, parts appearing in tree tops some 25 ft up, others spread over a radius of around 25 yards.
Say Shiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!! as you look at the foot thick rock that Barney sat on and marvel at how it is now pebbles and dust.
Repeat above steps for remaining Tannerite eggs.
Yes, I must admit, best Easter Egg Hunt I have ever been on, these Rednecks certainly know how to have a Happy Easter.
Hoping to get video of Barney as he explodes from a friend.
