Redneck Man's pick up lines
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> >1) Did you fart?
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> >cuz you blew me away.
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> >2) Are yer parents retarded?
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> >cuz ya sure are special.
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> >3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
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> >I can't hold it in.
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> >4) Do you have a library card?
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> >cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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> >5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
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> >cuz I can see myself in em.
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> >6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
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> >I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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> >7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
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> >but beauty's only a light switch away.
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> >8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> >Woman - "WHAT?"
> >Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
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> >9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
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> >but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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> >10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
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> >I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
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> >11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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> >12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
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> >we kin sleep til afternoon.
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> >and.... the best for last!
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> >13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
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> >every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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