We have enjoyed redneck jokes for years, but it's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorist threatening my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up, with tire irons, squirrel guns, and grit --
You might be a redneck if. . ..
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God ... "
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You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.
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You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
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You bow your head when someone prays.
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You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
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You treat American Veterans with great respect, and always have.
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You've never burned an American flag.
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You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
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You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
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You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
