a redneck was stopped by a game warden in central mississippi recently with two ice crest full of fish .he was leavin a cove well-known for its fishing the game warden ask the man ''do you have a license to catch those fish?''naw sir ''replied the redneck.'' i aint got none of them there licenses .you must understand there here are my pets fish'''pet fish'' yeah every night i take these here fish to the lake and let 'em swim round for awhile then when i whistle they jump right back into these here ice chest and i take 'em home''thats a bunch of hooey!fish can't do that ''the redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said ''its thetruth mr.goverment ''ok''said the warden'' ive got to see this the redneck poured the fish into the lake ans stood and waited after several minutes the warden says ''well?''well what?says the redneck the warden says when are you going to call them back? '' call who back ? '' the fish replied the warden ''what fish?replied the redneck
