At first i was afraid, i was petrified
By the ugly wanker that was lying by myside
i would've drunk alittle less, i would've tried to keep my head
If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed....
I tried to go, walk out the door
But i laughed so hard at your small knob I've fallen on the floor
Your butts a pimply mess, its just a broken- out disgrace,
But i'd rather look at that, than at your fucking ugly face.....!
i want to go, i've got to leave
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave
i only know i've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Coz when i looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard gere!
i cant believe, that we both shagged.
you should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm fucking off right now, I'm jumping on the flipping train
and im not stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, i feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick
i should have shagged your gorgeous mate, atleast he's got a lovely flat
But no i go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat.
Its time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze, im going to have no stupid fun
Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun!
