A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, A resounding
noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, Jumps up from the bed
and yells at the man "Shit!, that must be my husband!"
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked.
He jumped out the window like a crazy man, Smashed
himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, Then
he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman
"I'm your husband, you slut!!!"
So the woman answers:- "Oh, yeah?!! And why were you
running?!! You son of a bitch!!!"
