I just heard that Rocklahoma, the mullet capped 80's hair metal concert of the summer, is sporting Winger as its headlining act. Oh God, make it stop. I mean, what could be better than a bunch of burnouts from the 80's with bad hair listening to other burnout has-beens in the middle of friggin' Oklahoma?! The current lineup includes such awesome bands (that is me being facetious) as Ratt, Poison, LA Guns, Vince Neal from Motley Crue, Warrant, Slaughter, Quiet Riot, Dokken, Jackyl, Great White and more. Maybe they should have called it, "Sausagefest in the Heartland" or "Please come, if only to laugh". I guess when all the redneck hillbillies keep saying, "The South Will Rise Again" while sporting their Robert E. Lee flag, this is what they meant. Now excuse me while I drink some bleach to clean out my mouth from having muttered those horrible band names...
