country1982's blog: "are you a red neck"

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>  One day, while going to the store, I
> passed by a nursing home. On the
>     front lawn were six old
> ladies lying naked on the grass.
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>  I thought this was a bit unusual, but
> continued on my way to the store.
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>  On my return trip, I passed the same
> nursing home with the same six old
>  ladies 
>  lying naked on the
> lawn. 
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>  This time my curiosity got the best of
> me and I went inside to talk to
>  the 
>  Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do
> you know there are six ladies
>  lying 
>  naked on your Front
> lawn?' 
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>  'Yes,' she said.
> 'They're retired
> prostitutes,  
>  -        they're having a
>  yard sale.' 
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>  -         RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT
>  FOR EVERYONE  - 
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