I have determined that I am a fountain of useless information.
I spew forth crap that no one wants to see.
I guess that makes me a stopped up toilet.
FUCK YOU!
I like chinese food and plastic because they are both chewy.
I give everyone the benefit of doubt, but I still assume they are assholes.
So my friend *finally* gets one of my more obscure jokes...
I exclaim:
"Wow! How very obtuse of you...or is that accute? I can never keep those straight because they have wrong angles."
You should be choking on tears of laughter at this point...No? Oh well.
Rightio...On with the boring basic then::
Age: 26
Sex: Not often enough
Hair Color: Blonde in Summer, Brunette in Winter
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6'1" (6'5" with my Spikes)
Weight: 200lbs
Random Tidbits::
I sing frequently.
I poke random people for shock value.
I think every song relates to my life.
I like RHPS.
I don't use the word 'love' much.
I eat out too often. (Or not often enough... ;) )
I spend money like there's no tomorrow.
I act like I was born yesterday.
I have no sense of time...
I own a car older than myself.
I dress like I'm an old man.
I act like a horny old man.
I'd be easy, but STD's freak me out.
I don't like condoms.
I like sweet tarts.
I dip beef jerky in jalapeno cheese.
Sometimes I pass out at random.
I have mood swings.
No one likes the same music as me.
I host parties, but don't socialize with my guests.
I will read for hours on end, but then not for months.
I don't speak during movies.
I don't like strip clubs.
I do like naked chicks.
I graduated 12th in my class.
I was nerd, now I'm a geek.
The most important tidbit...
I received a "Student of the Month" award WHILE I was in S.A.F.E. (alternative to expulsion program). Hahaha!
-Robert
