So I really suck at this game. Not a little but a lot. I will give you my reasons and probably piss a few people off. If you're offended maybe you should stop and ask yourself why....
1) If it looks like your prison picture I haven't picked it.
2) If your wife, girlfriend or other female is in the pic I probably haven't picked you.
3) If your child, grandchild or any other child is in the pic I haven't picked you.
4) If your picture morphs into something annoying as hell I haven't picked you either.
5) If I can't see your face I haven't picked you
6) If it's of something other than your face I havne't picked you (Unless it's a cool video game then possibly)
7) If I can't decide if you're male or female I haven't picked you.
8) If it's of you and a group of guys I don't know which is you so I haven't picked it in case I pick the wrong guy.
9) If you are military and I can tell you are I've picked you every time.
10) If you've picked me before I've guessed you again.
11) If you're a chick I've tried really hard to guess you and I've even paid for extra guesses.
I'm sure I have other criteria however those are the reasons why or why you haven't been chosen in secret admirer game.