Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy
so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her h elp and asked the Wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded,
'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place,
Smack His Ass Again!'
