December Morn
Once upon a December morn
I hacked up a bunch of people
until my ax was rusty and worn
I watch thier blood splatter all over the place
Right onto the jewelry showcase
They never wondered why
as I listened to thier horried cries
they always knew I was insane
super messed up in the brain
Fred
I had a friend named Fred
He killed frogs till they were dead
He thought they were yummy
and so did his mommy
Ode to the Stapler
I love you Stapler
you could not be capabler
of attaching my documents together
the tape dispenser is evil
you are so much better.
