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Smile for the day
created @ 10/20/2009 04:35 pm
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Every once in a while you receive a cute e-mail that warms your heart and
you just want to pass it along.





A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a
little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of
whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman says: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy says: "What the fuck do you think?"

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