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Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

created on 03/10/2011  |  http://fubar.com/augurs-martyrs-and-agnostics/b340021  |  8 followers

[Smoldering apathy]

Today is a scooch more highly functioning.

But only by a scooch. Had metal hooks and rotory drills in my mouth today, that was fun. People kept fussing over me until I said

"This isn't nearly as bad as the time I had glass dug out of my neck and couldn't feel my legs, stop fretting"

 

Talked to the hygienist about her smoking hot 20 year old biology student daughter.

 

Then I had a beer and helped make dinner. (nothing fancy, fennel sausage and pasta in marinara)

 

Watched a quicky squeaker, KC lost 2-1 and... here we are. Is it bad when filling out paperwork is an alternative to sitting and staring at a blank computer screen?

That bored.

I guess my brother worked 12 hours today, and I'm bitching about filling out an application?

Weird.

I always have trouble with "reasons for leaving" (and not putting down manageral asshattery)

and filling out my references since... *checks phone* almost all of my contacts are old jobs, job placement centers, and women I've either seen naked or want to see naked and that no longer want to talk to me.

... man I'm a bastard, but a devilish and charming one.

So... there's a couple blank spots on the roster.

Can't be helped at this EXACT moment. Hey at least they didn't give me fields to fill out for jobs that no longer exist. Anywhere.

I also can't decide on if I want to put VISTA in the job history section, that one's always a tug of war.

I think I'm gonna start putting job placement workers on my reference list.

Its the least they can fucking do

besides nothing

which is exactly what they're doing

low five anyone?

 

And furthermore...

I dunno... wanna work on a custom Kampfer or Zaku II sometime? Maybe busting out GIMP and some pencil/paper will help bleed the stone.

 

 

I have cooked Chinese and Mexican.

Any new challengers?

Bear in mind, I'm now cooking for an audience.

 

If I wake up and go to lunch tomorrow, I might be able to hit up that crowd for references as well.

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