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   So the latest news is that Madonna has teamed up with New Evolutionary Gyms to open up her own chain of fitness clubs called "Hard Candy Fitness".(kudos to the suggestive name) According to sources it will have Madonna's touches everywhere, for she has high standards as to what a gym should look like... (I'm sorry... little time out here... Madonna + high standards = pretty damn funny :P)
Apparently it will have a juice bar and cafe, state of the art cardiovascular equipment and a wide variety of classes.It will also have lavish locker rooms and saunas and steam rooms... Sounds great.wonder how much it will cost for a membership? Certainly none of us will be able to afford it..

The trouble with all of this is she fails to mention that she works out a minimal 6 hours per day ,usually more to maintain her fabulous body.PLUS she has a personal fitness trainer AND a choreographer AND a dietitian...the list goes on...

I wonder how many women will join her clubs , hoping to transform their body into hers?

And another note: She says she knows everything about what a fitness centre should look like as she has worked out in literally hundreds of gyms around the world.... so this is what it takes to become an expert????!!

HMMM... I've been inside many buildings.. doesn't mean I'm an architect.... I've shopped at many women's clothing boutiques... doesn't mean I'm a fashion expert.... 

Oh to be rich and have the money to play ...

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