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soap opera/pope opera

i joined them for lunch. they took me to a chinese buffet. the cattle were feeding. no talk. no cigarettes. they serve poison. 90% poison i'd guess. yet...no white coat nurses mumbling through their masks. 4 walls. each displayed a tv screen. don't know the name of the broadcast. they called it "the news". they must have been joking. pulling my leg. 'cos it was most certainly a soap opera. tiny waitresses dispensed of our plates only seconds after we'd cleaned them. urging us to repeat the process. get back in order! Orders! Orders! Briefly find your lines! our table was the noisiest in the room. we shared crude observations and jokes. i pretended to enjoy myself 'cos that's what you're supposed to do. i am the perfect example of the priveledges of being obedient at all times. i finished my day and quickly returned to my prison. i straightened up my cage a bit just in case they visit. i'll have my lawn mowed soon so as not to attract attention of the neighbors. they report you if you're different. i don't have tv so i don't know how to dress. it's a good thing my job provides a uniform. wouldn't want to attract attention. i'm listening to loud music as a write this. its ok, i'm using headphones so as not to attract attention. please don't report me

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