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1. *Cheese*
The teacher asked Pepito to use the word "cheese" in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat!
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom...
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder....
4. *Texas*
My fren' always texas me at home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered a pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes..
6. *July*
Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and july to me. JULYER!
7. *Rectum*
I had two cars and my wife rectum
8. *Chicken*
I was gonna go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one Enchilada left, but it's ok, wheelchair...
10. *Chicken Wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed wid another woman but I told her, Honey harassment nothing to me!
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stairs so I had to pick the bishop...
13. *Body Wash*
I want to go to tha club, but no body wash my kids
14. *Budweiser*
That lady over there has a nice body, budweiser face to ugly?
