A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the
TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas
State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have
balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized
what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol
car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
