-Remember, Mr Policeman is your friend. Always cooperate with him. Mr Policeman wants to help you so you should help Mr Policeman. Don't forget, if you refuse to cooperate Mr Policeman might beat you to death, especially if you are Black
-I would like to know the suicide rate amoung people who actually follow the advice they get from radio psychologists
-The National Rifle Association would like to remind its members: "Never fire a gun at your own body. Unless you're trying to seriously injure yourself"
-Fact I recently read; "in 1753 the Russian army had a treatment for soldiers who did'nt perform their duty because they were homesick. They buried those soldiers alive." That's cutting right to the heart of the problem I guess
-Purina now has a cat food made especially for cats that live indoors: "indoor food for indoor cats". I wonder if these people are aware there are many human beings who have no food whatsoever. Not sure if they are indoors, however.
-Life is simple -your happiness will be controled completely by luck and genetics, that's what it comes down to. When you think about it, genetics are also luck.
-I don't like to say " have a safe trip" to people. Because if something happened to them it would be really creepy
- Here is what we need to do with "Homeland Defense"-organize it into just two departments:
The bureau of "What the fuck was that?" and
The department of "What the fuck are we going to do now?"
-I am tired of this Laura Bush nonsense about reading to children, ar teaching children to read or whatever it is . Her mother Barbara was into the same thing -considering what her son is doing, they should be encouraging children to QUESTION what they read.
By the way I noticed that the idea of teaching children to read did not produce spectacular results when Barbara tried it on George W. In fairness to the Bush women though , If there were more literate people in this country the fucker would not have been elected to begin with
