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created on 07/20/2007  |  http://fubar.com/holy-shit/b105223

Stupid Television

Is anyone else out there sick of television advertisers insulting out intelligence? Case in point. In a nice apartment in a city somewhere, a young man introduces his girlfriend to his parents who come from a different country. The father, in broken English, asks the son if he can use the bathroom, and while in there, discovers his son's body spray and accidentally sprays some on himself. Upon returning to the living room where the family is gathered in conversation, the young woman sniffs, turns and starts with this ridiculous dance and going "bom chika wah wow". Come on people, How annoyingly stupid can you get. The novelty wore off of those commercials after the first one. These are almost as annoying as the one with the young woman in a doctor's office in a neck brace. The doctor tells her that she has beautiful hair and then wants to discuss how she got herself in a position to have said neck brace on. Change scene to some women in a waiting room of some sort, and one flip of the hair leads to another leads to a toss of the head, leads to the first woman acting like she should be on stage at a Pantera concert or something. Her head's going, and the hair is flying around and all of a sudden there's a little crack sound, and the girl puts a hand to her neck in pain. Look, if a shampoo would give me that much hair, I'd use it. My fucking hair is falling out faster than it's growing in for Pete's sake, but for hair so thick it throws my neck out just swinging it around? I'm sold. Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a rubber crutch people...a little reality in advertising here? Or do the marketing big wigs think that we're all a bunch of barely verbal troglodytes who'll fall for anything?
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