Friends: Will stand by you while you piss.
Syracuse friends: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Syracuse friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
Syracuse friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
Syracuse friends: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "
Friends: Cry with you.
Syracuse friends: laugh at you
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
Syracuse friends: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
Syracuse friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Syracuse friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
Syracuse friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
Friends: Would knock on your door.
Syracuse friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
Or break in and say nothing.
Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
Syracuse friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
Syracuse friends: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
Syracuse friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
Friends: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
Syracuse friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
Friends: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Syracuse friends: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
Syracuse friends: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
Friends: Will ignore this
Syracuse friends: Will re-post this to ALL of their Kickass Syracuse friends